Lousy Smarch Weather

Random Smarch thoughts

Mar 04, 2024

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Still shot from the Simpsons, of Homer looking at a Springfield Elementary Calendar open to the month of Smarch.

My calendar might say Monday March 4, but I’m pretty sure we’re barrelling toward Friday the 13th of Smarch,1 with all the lousy weather and bad luck that implies. No one knows exactly when Smarch, the 13th month of the year according to Springfield Elementary School’s misprinted calendars, falls, but I believe you can feel it in your heart. My heart tel…

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